There is this guy at the gym that I refer to as "the gym owner". He doesn't really own the gym. It's just that he walks around the place like he does. He is really hilarious. He acts like he is just The MAN and is always rocking out in between all his sets listening to his headphones. It is super funny. Well, he has been saying stuff to me from day one that is just crazy. I don't even know his real name and it's not like he knows mine or anything about me....he just does this stuff where he walks up to anyone and makes an off hand comment.
So this was what he said today:
I was over doing a superset for back on the rowing machine and he walks up to me and says, "ok, I have figured you out. There is one of 4 things going on here"....confused, I'm like "what do you mean?". And he's like "yeah. you got a new car, cut your hair, your working out super hard...there is one of four things going on. You are either:
1. recently divorced
2. recently married
3. have a sugar daddy
or 4. you got a new promotion making a shit load of money"
I laughed and told him it was none of the above. Man, this guy is crazy.
So in conclusion, I believe that Gym Owner was talking to me because he has definitely noticed the changes in my body and really he was hoping I would say I was divorced so that he could like ask me out or something. Too bad I'm being noticed by the weird guy.
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